useless-swedenfacts:

useless-swedenfacts:

hang on.. so in the rest of the world it’s equally normal to eat candy in any day of the week????? like, eating candy on a wednesday is about as OK as eating it on a saturday???

the tags on this post are A+

disimba:

“Hey sissss”

fried-bologna-and-grape-koolaide:

captaincatwoman:

disneygirlwithablog:

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH

Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.

Let’s talk about me

dontletthisheartgo:

frenzym:

dontletthisheartgo:

kaalashnikov:

Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself.

Don’t fuck a cactus

Do it. Fuck the cactus.

DONT FUCK THE CACTUS

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

hokaegu:

oh my lord this pleases me

psl:

my soul has just left me.

whatdidyoubeyonce:

remember that one time Courtney Cox got married to David Arquette and to make her name change during the credits less weird they just changed everyone’s name and